Neal's Deal

This is how the story goes.  Neal goes into Chase bank to withdraw some money from the ATM.  He walks out and there is a guy sitting in a car who gives Neal a shout and asks him if he can direct him to the airport.  (First Red Flag.  It's the middle of the afternoon and he is sitting at a bank with an ATM in view).  Of course, Neal goes over and show him on the guys phone how to use his map and get to the airport.  (2nd Red Flag.  The guy has a phone and doesn't know how to ask Seri to direct him to the airport?)  Then the guy proceeds to tell Neal that he is a salesman from Italy and has been at Nordstroms selling leather coats and just happens to have a bunch in his trunk and needs to sell them and wouldn't Neal like to buy some?  (3rd Red Flag.  Why would the guy be sitting in a bank parking lot selling leather coats he is supposed to be showing as samples to Nordstroms?)  Then the guy tells Neal he can have all of them for $500.00.  REALLY??!!  Neal tells him he only has $100.00.  So the guy gives him 3 coats for $100.00 and drives off.  Oh my gosh.  So Neal brings home 3 leather coats that he hasn't opened from their packaging, has no idea what size they are and if they will even fit anyone!  End of story.  They won't fit anyone in the family so Neal ends up giving two of them to Ron Stanfield.  They fit him perfectly.  Neal keeps one.  Do I ever see him wearing the one he kept?  Probably not.  Here is a picture of the coats.

Neal, Neal, Neal!!!!